Justin Beiber's Talent.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

the game

Bark I'm a tree

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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