How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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what are you mike bibby?

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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c-? men, C-men

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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