A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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minorities

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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PSN IS UP

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Agent 47.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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