- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Charles Manson is innocent.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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