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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

My name is Jeff

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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