Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Raveena Thandhan

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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