- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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