Potato!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What stops a train? A missile

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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This is not a joke

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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V I T A M I N C !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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