I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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penis?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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stuarts mum

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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