- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 people are walking

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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