- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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