There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

sure!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

womens rights

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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