A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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what are you mike bibby?

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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