What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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