Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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