- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

smug face >:}

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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