A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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