How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Lacrosse

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Anti Joke

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