I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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hi hi strager danger

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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