What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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