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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Knock, Knock The door's open

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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