Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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