Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Punch line.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Dylan Eichas

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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