what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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