- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Moral

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What can make you pee? Liquid

GONNA

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Psychics.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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