Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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