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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

I am very humble.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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