Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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mark lawson likes boys

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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