I am very humble.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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