- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

So a jew walks into a bar!

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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