- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Amazing

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Justin Bieber

H o m o comes out as homo

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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