- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

women's rights, lol

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What does water taste like? Water

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

this is stupid .... yep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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