- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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