You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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A man makes a sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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