What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

what do gay people eat?? food

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Man U

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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