- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Your momma so fat, she's fat

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

robin, get in the car.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.