- Anti Joke

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Derp

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a black man? Black

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

My kids are mistakes.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Well, there's one way...

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.