What do you call a Jew A Jew

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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