WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock ...

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Q. who's george porchy?

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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