- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

belly button

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

long in the tooth!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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