- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Neil is a reterd.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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