- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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