What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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LET

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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