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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Smelly Indians.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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