What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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world peace

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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