- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What's green and blue? yellow

A man makes a sandwich.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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