LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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