Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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The WNBA

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Your text.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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