What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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jibby jobby

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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feminists.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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women's rights

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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