How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

I am very humble.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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