Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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I am very humble.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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