I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Anti Joke

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