What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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