- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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