What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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david poredos

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What did the fish say after he

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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