- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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