Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

go F*** yourself

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Robin, get in the car!

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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