What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Poop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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