why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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ass.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Anti Joke

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