Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

my gramma died

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

racism...deal with it!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

hey, my names mark.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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