- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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