- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

your moms my other ride

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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