Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What happen? Idk...

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My children are mistakes

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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adam hodgson !

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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are you gay does your mom know

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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