- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

So a jew walks into a bar!

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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