- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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