- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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