The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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