Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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PEANIS!

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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mark lawson likes boys

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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