whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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