What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Black people

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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I <3 Hitler

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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