I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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