- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

what are you mike bibby?

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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