- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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