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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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