- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What does water taste like? Water

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Knock, Knock No one was home.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

this is stupid .... yep

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